Deep heat

These Flesh & Bone updates are all over the place at the minute. Normal order will be resumed one day, in the meantime keep checking back. Second of the new strips is in the post below by the way. In other news, my shop Good Grief! has moved location and is opening up at a place called Soup Kitchen here in Manchester on Monday.

Read all about it on the Good Grief! blog by clicking the poster below...

Obliviouzzz

Currently eating : potato cake
Currently drinking : nothing

Vi-NO!

Currently eating : nothing
Currently drinking : nothing

WAH!

Currently drinking : coffee
Currently eating : croissant

WHY!

I was having a low day. No challenge. We're better now. I'm on something of a catch-up mission, Flesh & Bone +1 if you will. Hopefully another instalment coming later tonight. Reasons for absence in recent weeks include house move, consecutive colds and a broken funny bone. Two are pretty much over now and the third is slowly healing.

Currently drinking : coffee
Currently eating : chocolate weetabix

FLICK!

Come on, let's be honest. Who DIDN'T pull one of these on one of your mates mums at school?

Am I right?

Currently drinking  : Lemsip
Currently eating : Nada

More stuff tomorrow and forever more...

Pick up the phone

Currently eating : nothing
Currently drinking : diet coke

Some things change, some things stay the same. Monday, bitches.

Zinger tower burger AKA Insultline part 2

Currently drinking : a can of Tyskie lager beer
Currently eating : nothing

What a genk you are

The old Monday and Thursday Flesh and Bonelines have taken a weathering this past couple of weeks. I feel like we're back in sync again now, even though I still owe you one...I think. Tune in Monday for more entertainment/disappointment. Below is last Thursday's missed effort, Passport Pictures.

Cheers a mill

Passport pictures

Inspired by my own trip to the passport booth :

Currently eating : Nothing

Currently drinking : Shloer red grape

Bench

Missed last Thursday, hectic times, so this is Thursday's and today's rolled into one unsatisfactory irregular package. Like it? Lump it? Normal sherbert resumed on Thursday...or is it??

Currently drinking : vodka and coke
Currently eating : nothing

Pea head

Flesh gone buck wild crazy like his name was Ian Paisley...

He's hungry at meal times like war times and rations!
He's gobblin' up goose like it was going out of fashion!
He's like a sprig of parsley embellishin' your fish dish!
He's the number one item on your amazon wishlist!
He's dropping internet dressage like your Mum's first text message!
He's señor sizzle clang clang, watch him massage this sausage!

FEEL THE BURN BONE, FEEL THE BURN. Why does no one get called pea head no more? It's PC gone mad

Anndddd we're back on track with the Monday/Thursday Flesh & Bone prescription, bling dat!

Currently eating : Milky way stars en pouch
Currently drinking : Vodka and Coke (weird call)

Banana skin

OOPS, this is Thursday's strip on a Sunday/Monday. Timings went Bank Holiday Haywire this week, normal service resumed tomorrow/today. ARGH!

Currently eating : Nothing
Currently drinking : Nothing

Trucker Cap!

Oops! looks like Flesh & Bone took the bank holiday off! Here's Monday's, on a Tuesmonger. Enjoy!

Currently drinking : can of ginger beer
Currently eating : nothing :'(

Sauce stations

Check this out, I actually did this on Thursday morning but then left it at the office diddle I! Hate it when that happens. Apologies to any true bloods.

Currently eating : nothing
Currently drinking : a G&T

Masterchief

currently eating : new choc bar, spots vs stripes. very excellent
currently drinking : a can of shandy

Mute point

Currently eating : nothing, wish I was though.
Currently drinking : Elderflower cordial, pint of. Wish I wasn't though

Upside down

When there's no time for the ink to dry, pick up a marker pen and hope for the best.

Currently eating : nothing
Currently drinking : the same as last Monday (2 for £3)

Millionaire shirt

Currently drinking : A bottle of "Ekstra", Lithuania's most popular premium lager beer
Currently eating : A Milkybar raisin and biscuit

Extreme makeover home edition

Blood was doing a lot of this on his travels :

Who can blame him though, looks like a right larf! Thanks for the link up Lisa!

Speaking of link ups, allow me to link you up. Good Grief, my shop, has just started a stupendous subscription dealy whereby you can bundles of bundles delivered to your very own door each month for a price that cannot be contested given the actual ART you will inherit. Please have a gander at the diagrams and descripts here . You can even lay claim to an invention of you becoming a continual character in Flesh and Bone! Who said money can't buy you love?

Currently drinking : A bokkle of heineken beer
Currently eating : Nottin but I did just have my tea so give it time

Thailand...DONE

Currently drinking : A stella artois glass of coke
Currently eating : A galaxy cookie crumble choc bar

The Blood hiatus rumination

Currently eating : a sliver of daim bar cake
Currently drinking : nothing

Blood's holiday snaps

Looks like he had a wild time! Speaking of wild times, I'm starting this offer. You can buy any Flesh & Bone original strip for £15. This once in a lifetime price includes postage to wherever you are in the world. I know, right! They're mostly on top quality hi-grade paper, we're talking slightly off-white 300gms car-tridge. They measure in at approximately 42cm by 14cm. The ink is black.

Email me on davidmountpleasant at googlemail dot com to take advantage of my better nature and to see if your strip of choice is available. I dare anyone to actually do this, I will love it. Each strip comes with a poem or rap riffing on your name. Can't say fairer than that.

Currently eating : fondant fancy
Currently drinking : a wine glass of dr pepper

True Blood

Currently eating : nothing (but I am thinking about going to the shop)

Currently drinking : nothing (but I am thinking about going to the shop)

Oh~oh!

Currently drinking : carbonated natural mineral water, 2 litre, straight from the source and straight from the bottle.

Currently eating : nothing??

Dollop

Currently drinking : A glass of flat coke
Currently eating : the remnants of a packet of milk choc Mikado

King of zing

Currently drinking : a can of Shandy Bass
Currently eating : a large dark Toblerone

Props to where there's a Will there's no wave for informing me of the sh*t ticket buzz all those years ago

Flesh & Bone guitar

Double 150th anniversary post special! My boy Mark asked me to pimp his guitar, Flesh & Bone style! Above are the results. Blogger fudged my image order yet again but we don't care, we chill.

Today's strip is below this post!

They tink it's all over...

The World Cup is so over, so ceases World Cup Flesh & Bones. Back to reality on Thursday!

Sorry Gazza. Interesting fact, they used to do a "Gazza burger" at one of the burger vans outside Middlesbrough's ground when Gazza played for them. It ent(r)ailed burger, donor meat, chili sauce and garlic mayo. On paper you're not having it much but let me tell you, it was not half bad. Certainly a more samba option than the "Juninho burger" which only entailed burger and chili sauce (or salsa maybe), burgers by numbers or wot! Lazy journalism.

HOOTENANNY! This is the 150th Flesh & Bone!!! Live it up, give it up, sieve it up! To mark this famous landmark I am unleashing a possible permanent feature to these posts. Here it is, as of what I'm actually intaking RIGHT now whilst posting this blog...

Currently eating : Milkybar white moments
Currently drinking : A glass of sparkling water

Fully inspired by Che Hargreaves' seminal short-lived foodblog of yesterdogg. A true innovator.

BIG GAME SATURDAY

Game pie in the sky, redcurrant jelly, red cabbage, reddish brown crown. This isn't Thursday but it is Friday.

Semifinalists

Ten points for the indie reference in the title of this blog. Footie and Indie? Now you're talking! This is a pencil F n B too, can't get much more indie than that. LETS HAVE IT

Also, I couldn't help but note that the follower count on this flesh and blog used to be 44 but now it's 43. Wha' happen? Did the 44th disciple cancel their google account? Or did they tire of the World Cup F n B campaign? Thanks to the faithful 43 though, sticking with me through the good times and the BAD. Take heed fairweather 44!

The calm before the storm

Based on actual true real-life events. You might say viva la Ains. I seen it all, I seen a slug sucking on a peanut AND I've seen a mate drain a bokkle of lager through a vuvu! THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT ENGLAND! play 2 win

ENGLAND!

Dry your eyes mate. The eager eyed among you might notice that this is an "uncut" instalment of Flesh & Bone. My pen was a-leaking and I simply had to share the totally accidental but totally pleasing Bone eye socket smudge in frame 2, now that's what I call a happy accident. Special mention also to the ink droplet that ended up forming Bone's elbow joint in frame 4, one for the blooper reel. Flesh doesn't get off so lightly, note the over-emphasised chin cleft caused by wayward ink drift in frame 2 - overshadowed somewhat by Bone's eye socket eruptus. I left the scribbs and blots underneath the strip just for a bit of fun. Enjoy?

World Cup drainage

World Cup Double Header

Dang, missed the boat last Thursday. Here is it this Monday along with Mondays...but which one's which?? ARGH!!! Whatever.

The South African horny toad

Come to the above please, bring your vuvuzela!
Check out http://goodgriefshop.blogspot.com for more info. It's going to be major.

Flesh's World Cup Wind-Ups

Having a giraffe on the eve of a major tournament?? Where's G8? It's another dentist chair affair!!

Props to LJ on the celeriac call, you go girl!