Monday, 4 November 2013

FLESH & BONE IS BACK! (BUT NOT HERE!)

Flesh & Bone is back in action after a two-year hiatus, new strips dropping every Monday over yonder on their new home. Keep it here for Flesh & Bone Classic but for Flesh & Bone Next Generation you wanna hit...

FLESHANDBONEZONE.TUMBLR.COM

Czech it!

Tuesday, 18 December 2012


FLESH & BONE : FROM DA CRADLE TO DA GRAVE

Museums Press have just published the official compilation catalogue of Flesh & Bone, from the front to the back it's all there pretty much. Over 179 strips! 96 pages! Full Colour glossy cover with black and white insides! A5 landscape format! It's everything you look for in a comic book, it's got a spine too so you know it's legit.

You can buy one direct from the Museums Press website here , first orders ship out from Glasgow tomorrow so if you're sprightly you may get to nestle down (on the bog) with a copy come Christmas Day. They be retailin' at £6.50 a pop.

"Brilliantly witty, funny and unusual. David Bailey's comic strips are fantastic to look at and hilarious to read"
Josie Long

"I never miss an episode of Flesh & Bone"
Harry Hill

Monday, 5 March 2012

BORK









First Flesh and Bone of 2012? What the BORK! One needed time to sit back and assess. Flesh and Bone is back now, but will it meet the self-imposed Monday and Thursday new strip deadlines of yore? I can't wait to find out. See you...Thursday?

Currently drinking : nothing
Currently listening to : Fleetwood Mac "Rattlesnake Shake"

Sunday, 25 December 2011

Merry Chrismnsak












Pump everything in me. Merry Chrimmas! Flesh & Bone be back in 2012, here ends the advent of one per-day. Back on track normalcy come next year.

Currently drinking : Guinness
Currently listening to (in my head) : Kanye West "Monster"

Saturday, 24 December 2011

God didn't create Christmas Steve










Working late this year, oh well, back to the elf factory. Probably a ferocious no-ended Flesh & Bone conclusion to the Christmas period coming tomorrow.

Currently drinking : Old speckled hen
Currently listening to (in my head) : Prefab Sprout "The King of Rock 'n' Roll"



BOOM

MERRY CHRISTMASS

Friday, 23 December 2011

Sick freak










Another Flesh & Bone 2.0 from my bulging sack of digital spanners. Normal analogue service will be resumed after Christmas, tomorrow's and the big day's are likely to be as crude - I'm distant from my scanner see so I'm pumping them out direct to the screen for now.

Currently drinking : coffee
Currently listening to : Bob Dylan "Forever Young"

Thursday, 22 December 2011

No challenge










LOOK MA, NO PENS! Don't think it's obvious but technology failed me and saved me and for reasons unknown I had to craft this episode of Flesh & Bone on the computer. We'll see if normal service is resumed tomorrow but I have a feeling it might not be. Flesh and Bone 2.0!

Currently drinking : coffee
Currently listening to : DMX "Party Up"

Wednesday, 21 December 2011

Dolce and Banana









B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Currently drinking : nothing
Currently listening to : Seinfeld "theme tune"

Monday, 19 December 2011

TV Times










Christmas telly gone down hill.

Currently drinking : coffee
Currently listening to : Waiters "Tomorrowland"



Buy their new split slevin inch with Nissenenenenenenenenenenenenmondai up in herre! Video directed by your main man Nick Ainsworth, his youtube channel is to die for! 

Friday, 16 December 2011

Oh.










SQUEAKY WHO? It's all about Nervous Olive, baby!

Currently drinking : tea (wow)
Currently listening to : Charlie Sheen "Winning"

Thursday, 15 December 2011

Squeaky Tony









SQUEAKY TONY, EVERYBODY! Give him a round of applause. Order yours today! SQUEAKY TONY!

Currently drinking : coffee
Currently listening to : Tom Jones "Black Betty" (oh shittttt)

Wednesday, 14 December 2011

Christmas Face









What's your Christmas face? We've all got one!

Currently drinking : you guessed it
Currently listening to : RZA "Deck the Halls" (THE best Christmas song, fact)

Sprouts









And now here's today's, we back on track! Check out yesterday's strip below this post.

Currently drinking : coffee
Currently listening to :Elliott Smith "Stupidity Tries"

Mums for Christmas










This was Monday's yo!

Currently drinking : coffee
Currently listening to : Judee Sill "Jesus was a Crossmaker"

Sunday, 11 December 2011

Bad Santa 2









Tune in tomorrow to find out what Flesh & Bone are getting their mums for Christmas!

Currently drinking : coffee
Currently listening to : Neil Young & Pearl Jam "I am the Ocean"

Bad Santa









Tune in tomorrow to find out how Flesh's first shift went!

Also, anyone fancy a Flesh & Bone t-shirt or tote bag for Christmas? They're specially designed to fit neatly under a tree or pipe sweetly in to a stocking. Book early to avoid disappointment, clickity click the links to the  right!

Currently drinking : coffee
Currently listening to : Roy Orbison "I drove all night"

Saturday, 10 December 2011

Advent









Currently drinking : coffee
Currently listening to : Feel Right "Kids Gone Wild"



Buy the wicked smart new LP from Feel Right here, it's officially Flesh & Bone endorsed!

Friday, 9 December 2011

Al Desko









F 'n' B is back after a little hiatus there. Al desko marks the start of an ambitious plan to post a new Flesh & Bone every day running up until Christmas. There will be a festive theme.

Tune back tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after, and the day after...etc

Currently drinking : nothing
Currently listening to : Irma Vep "Be a Mother"

Friday, 11 November 2011

The big questions









Currently drinking : nothing
Currently listening to : Soulja Boy "Turn my swag on"

I vant to drink your beer









This is the belated Halloween special.

Currently drinking : coffee
Currently listening to : Beyonce fan "Halo"

Saturday, 15 October 2011

100 greatest smells of all time









Heartbeat joke! BOOM! Who else is doing that in 2011??

Currently drinking : heiny
Currently listening to : America "Horse with no name"

Electronic Cigarette









Hours after finishing this comic strip my girlfriend found an electronic cigarette on a wall and gave it to me. It has teeth marks around the business end and the LED blinks. It's washed but may still be haunted.

Currently drinking : Heineken, bokkle of
Currently listening to : Pregnant "Dog", my music video directorial debut!

Friday, 7 October 2011

Fart juice









New depths. Flesh & Bone fans! Please note the monetising merchandising options to your right hand side of this screen, you can now pick up a Flesh & Bone t-shirt or tote bag online! Click the links to get kitted out.

What else, my food blog FOOD LEGEND has been nom-nom-nominated for a Manchester Blog Award in the Best Personal Blog category at this year's Manchester Blog Awards. Blogging hell. Didn't see that coming. You can vote online here before the 10th October.

Currently drinking : the cold end of that coffee we talked about
Currently listening to : The Replacements "I'll be you"

Jobs for the boys









I'm a PC but R.I.P

Currently drinking : coffee
Currently listening to : Golden Grrrls "New Pop"



video by N Ainsworth of Former Bullies fame!

Thursday, 29 September 2011

I'm cool guy









Another rehash of sorts from the Common exhibition, it's never been seen on paper before though yo! Well, you're seeing it on a screen so that's kind of a debut too

Currently drinking : San Pellegrino
Currently listening to : Lil B "Ellen Degeneres"

Monday, 26 September 2011

Ponytail









This is a rehash of a strip that featured in the Common exhibition but it's ok because that's over now. RIP!

Currently drinking : a half of Wainwright
Currently listening to : Ol' Dirty Bastard "Got your money"

Thursday, 22 September 2011

Boomtown









Currently drinking : nothing
Currently listening to : Vivian Girls "Tell the world"

Monday, 19 September 2011