Thursday, 30 September 2010

Pick up the phone

Currently eating : nothing
Currently drinking : diet coke

Some things change, some things stay the same. Monday, bitches.

Thursday, 23 September 2010

What a genk you are

The old Monday and Thursday Flesh and Bonelines have taken a weathering this past couple of weeks. I feel like we're back in sync again now, even though I still owe you one...I think. Tune in Monday for more entertainment/disappointment. Below is last Thursday's missed effort, Passport Pictures.

Cheers a mill

Passport pictures

Inspired by my own trip to the passport booth :

Currently eating : Nothing
Currently drinking : Shloer red grape

Monday, 13 September 2010


Missed last Thursday, hectic times, so this is Thursday's and today's rolled into one unsatisfactory irregular package. Like it? Lump it? Normal sherbert resumed on Thursday...or is it??

Currently drinking : vodka and coke
Currently eating : nothing

Monday, 6 September 2010

Pea head

Flesh gone buck wild crazy like his name was Ian Paisley...

He's hungry at meal times like war times and rations!
He's gobblin' up goose like it was going out of fashion!
He's like a sprig of parsley embellishin' your fish dish!
He's the number one item on your amazon wishlist!
He's dropping internet dressage like your Mum's first text message!
He's seƱor sizzle clang clang, watch him massage this sausage!

FEEL THE BURN BONE, FEEL THE BURN. Why does no one get called pea head no more? It's PC gone mad

Anndddd we're back on track with the Monday/Thursday Flesh & Bone prescription, bling dat!

Currently eating : Milky way stars en pouch
Currently drinking : Vodka and Coke (weird call)

Sunday, 5 September 2010

Banana skin

OOPS, this is Thursday's strip on a Sunday/Monday. Timings went Bank Holiday Haywire this week, normal service resumed tomorrow/today. ARGH!

Currently eating : Nothing
Currently drinking : Nothing