Sass from the Past

See you on Monday

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Happy 50th Flesh & Bone to me, happy 50th Flesh & Bone to meee, happy 50th Flesh & Bone to mee-eeee, Happy 50th Flesh & Bone to me. Celebrating it with a night blog, twilight express. Shouldn't you be watching Big Brother? Shouldn't I be watching Big Brother?

Dearest Bonetta

A Shared Interest

C H E C K B A C H T H U R S D A Y !

Dude, that's my sister

More on Monday!

Sister Sister

Scanner crisis? What scanner crisis? This strip goes out to my techno cybernauts at Maplin(s?), they saw me coming and ripped me right on! The doubters said it wouldn't be the power supply that was the problem but here comes the swagger of a champion and he's carrying a new plug in his hand. If you ever wonder, like I did today, is there such thing as a plug testing service? Yes there is. Doth this paragraph reek of damp for thee detail so drab? No it doesn't. Play on!

Gift hamper appeal - Please send your unwanted caffeine pills, lucozade alerts and digestive biccies to Maplin Krew, Stockport.

P.S. NEW FnB on THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.P.S. Is it too late to change the title of the entry below to "A Scanner Darkly"?
P.P.S. My favourite bloggites have been busy, check Comfortable on a Tightrope and Nick Ainsworth's key fob blog or die tryin' - links to tha right -->

Thanks for nothing

OK, so no Flesh & Bone today. Not because I didn't do it, because I did. But because the scanner here is busted, it ain't got no power in it! Shit stain! What am I going to do?? WAHHHH!! The regular weekly updates were gathering so much momentum too, spannered after one week. Gonna reinvent the wheel and try get things back on track ASAP. Money for a new scanner anyone?

Goodbye cruel world

Credit Crunch

Tune in on Monday for more fresh Flesh & Bone!

Foody Filmic

Three month drought slump drump, forget that. We're back on the track, Flesh and Bone two times a week from this day forth - MONDAYS and THURSDAYS. Check back for regulars. Click the strip to see it bigger, as evers.

Yummy Mummies

KNOCK KNOCK

50th entry, 42nd flesh and bone. That means 8 non-pertinent posts. Make of that what you will, I know I will. As ever, click the small strip to make it a big strip.

Stripes

The new influence

from the get up to the get down, it's all there

Fun at Forty

no.40 of the flesh and bone franchise, that most famous of all landmarks. the big four oh!

Dogpile

Quids in

It's been a long time, I shouldn't have left you, without a dope beat to step to, step to, step to, fricka fricka, step to, step to, RIP Aaliyah

two thousand and nine and i'm feeling fine, more f & b in the pipe line

Piss Statements

Above, a thing for a thing. Something of a cork in the hole to pass time til next week's new flesh & bones, not got the time this week...my schedule is stacked! Stacked like the pile of at least 7 pocket scraps with words, feelings and beyond (or back) sat chilling in my room. I say chilling because it's like a meal preparation see, you gotta keep the ingreds in the fridge before you make a dish because otherwise you get half-baked ideas and gone off prawns. I'm tipping that bird today to get some stuff off my chest tho, this was going to be a future piece but i'm bringing it out as a sketch - hot on the outside, frozen in the middle.

"PISS STATEMENTS"

I'm pissed at the world for pissing on my chips

Wouldn't cross the street to watch you piss in a teacup

I'm so pissed off

I pissed it up the wall

Left a lanky streak of piss

Yep I piss on the street

Yep I piss on the seat

I'm a piss artiste

Pissing on bonfires

Pissed on beer

Pissed to meet you, what's your nime?

F it

SNAP!

!?!?!?!!!

Exit stage left

Cheers is filmed in front of a...

You said you were gonna be derrrrrrrre

it's all about this kid for now

ROCKNROLLA

More Flesh & Bones next week as it happens. In the meantime, I did a skit skat happy slap on the latest Guy Ritchie talkie, RocknRolla. You can read it's pages in virtual reality format via this link on the MP site...chav it?

http://www.itsmountpleasant.com/html/rocknrolla.html

More power to you!

Metaphwoar!

I've got the taste in my teeth, hopefully another new one later today. Rappenin' is what's happenin' also, check out myspace.com/thefarttwins to taste "Something Creepin' Out of Me". Itsmountpleasant.com got a lil update last week too, fruits are fruityful.

Flesh & Blood

Something creepin' out of me

Did a new rap on the megabus, it's my bleakest work to date. Called "something creepin' out of me". Here's the first page of four and a half from my book of rhymes, my book of rhymes...

Somethin' creepin' out of me
Not a piss, not a shit
I know what you're thinkin'
But that ain't it
Nah it's deeper than that
It's past my soul
Nestled up sleeping
A toad in the hole
Damn, a mole in the hole
Yeh, a stoal in the bowl
Such a foal in the hole
And it ain't comin' out
It's locked in tight
I feel so queasy
Nah somethin' ain't right
You can hear it at night
Clawin' the walls
Scratchin' cross-hatchin'
Nah somethin' ain't right
This alien flailin'
Peakin' to the ceiling
Peelin' back down
An' just kneelin', kneelin'
Checkin' it's watch
An' biding it's time
I've been waitin' too long
When will it be mine
But It's his watch not mine
Tho' I wish it was mine
What time is it Trevor?
'Bout time to recline
But it's never that time
I can never be mine
For I'll always be his
Somethin' creepin' out of me
Not a shit nor a piss

It gets intenser and betterer from there on in. New Flesh & Bone tomozz, new one just below this one til then

Real Umbrella Man

I hate to see you leave but I love to see you walking away

new strip and rap coming tomorrow, happy mondays!