Happy Halloween

Get your pumpkins out

SPLOOSH!

Don't you just hate it when that happens? Monday's strip on a Wednesday, crude I know, please forsake me. The after school entertainment was just too great these past two nights plus I simply couldn't put down Ricky Tomlinson's new book, "My arse, my arse", pick up a copy of it from your local services!

Ciao metro men and geezer birds, 'til tomorrow! ow! ow! ow!

Mam Pants

How do you tell your mum to stop buying you grundies? One of life's many harsh-ities. Meanwhile, here's some celebrity sightings from this week :

Anthea Turner in Hobbycraft looking like a kid in a sweet shop
Danny Dyer in Past Times looking pissed off
Alan Carr in Spar doing his weekly shop
The Hairy Bikers in a Texaco garage, paraletic, buying up mars bars
Tara Palmer Tomkinson (TPT) doing a book signing at The Works looking snooty
Ricky Wilson from the Kaisers outside McDonalds having a cig
Heston Blumenthal in the Gadget Shop applying for a store card

More on Monday!

Spoonerism

BANG! This is getting posted bang on the stroke of midders! You're watching at the witching hour! Sorry Steak Night but Curry Club gets the funny vote, it's just more of an experience, bit of something different isn't it?

You might want to head to http://www.itsmountpleasant.com/html/lucy_jones.html for some choice updates to Lucy Jones' illustration arsenal. Fast becoming the best page in all the internet. More updates coming to the Mount Pleasant site s'laters this week

Get busy

Trundle in to the abyss

Damn that elusive joke bible!

Behold!

With great power comes great responsibility...and great gags!

See you Monday, remember to click the thumbnail (not *that* thumbnail) to make all strips fill your screen. It gives me nightmares to think that people just scan the honey I shrunk the kids versions, the devil is in the detail y'all. Or is it? You'll never know 'less you click it to big it!

Waiters were pretty skill last night hmm?

He does

Believe it or not, this cow lash sketch has been in the works for about a year, only this week though did closing inspiration come. Was it worth it? Is anything worth it?

Check it out, check it out, check it out! Check it out! I made my music video directorial debut this week. I like to think of myself of a young Chris Cunningham meets Richie Cunningham. The band is Former Bullies, the camera is web 2.0, the songs are timeless. Observe...

Enter the Randomiser

DO meet your heroes

Reality based humour

Bonefeld/Seinbone returns on Monday for more reality based humour